When I was pregnant I used to go through all sorts of product reviews so I could buy the best baby stuff. But there were times I was completely baffled! Read on and you will understand what I mean
Here are only 10 of those products (it was way too hard to fit all of them in here):
1. Baby Pee-Pee Teepee
Totally adorable, completely useless.
2. Placenta Teddy Bear
Forget about clothes or your medical tags as keepsakes when you can use your baby placenta and made it into a teddy bear…
3. Berjuan Breastfeeding doll
Now you can spend hundreds of dollars for your growing girl and teach her how to breastfeed since the tender age of 3… now who is not going to buy this?
4. Sperm Earings
5. Baby Bangs
Because baby don’t look beautiful without hair.
6. Baby Perfume
Yes we need to get rid of that disgusting newborn baby smell.
Tweet! I kicked Mummy! Tweet! I kicked mummy again!! Tweet! I kicke…… Time to turn off that twittering!
(Kickbee sends out a tweet to your followers every time baby kicks)
8. Zacky Infant Pillow
Yes, this is not creepy at all… like not even the slightest bit.
9. Travel Urinal
This is a bottle… with an elephant face? You are asking your child to pee on an elephant…hope they don’t do it on a real elephant.
So appropriate to have your little girl in string bikinis!
So here are some of my strange products. Do send me yours.